fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
warrenellis: useful social note: combo-punching real people in the face still doesn’t make them turn into a shower of gold coins
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
carstairsangel: When not all the books in the series are the same height. When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go. When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy. When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look...
incurableotaku: rawrbeccasaurusrex: itsmeloony: iblamecolin: rainbowballz: why aren’t cloaks popular I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man you could just swish dramatically out of boring conversations We could make cloaks popular, people, I mean look at the notes on this. If everyone who liked/reblogged this wore a cloak we could start a trend! it’s likely none of us go...
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
it's just a trick of the light: Kneejerk armchair... →
namesofthedead: I’m feeling pretty annoyed with people. A friend very recently had a photo of her facial scarification pop up on a popular forum based website (not going to link here, sure you can find it yourself with a bit of digging around) and I had to stop reading comments because I got so angry. I have…
Client looking at a proof: “Oh, I love it! But can we make the green more… green?” Me: “No ma’am, I’m sorry. That green you’re looking at right there, that’s absolute green. Attempting to make it more green is not only impossible, it’s down-right dangerous! We could lose stability in the whole colour spectrum!!”
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like to reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason